Written by ATG, our poet-in-residence
Dec 07, 2006
Deck The Halls
Deck the halls with Kawasaki,
Gloom 'n blues 'n blah, off-season's rough.
Put a ninjette under your tree.
Fa-la-la-la-la -- what's all this stuff?
Two Sport Demons, snazzy leathers,
High-end boots and Held's best glove!
Tear the paper off the Shoei,
Here's another box from New enough!
Peel the decals, bob the fender,
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, 'n ho-ho-ho!
Swap the shock and toss the stockers.
Painted rims are way too slow.
Flush mount signals, moduator,
Fiamm horn, braided Brake lines sweet,
15T and tail light Stopper,
Park your butt on Becky's seat.
Look outside -- the weather's breaking,
Call your buddies, are they free?
Day warmed up, the sun is shining,
Come on out, and drag a knee.
Don we now our bike apparel,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, lean and roll.
Sound the Ninja's revving carol,
Sung to save our motored soul.